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Every US-listed company, ranked by what it earns and what it's worth — with the totals broken down by country, sector and asset class.
Total market capitalization
$101,080,000,000,000
US-listed equities · 5,435 companies · as of August 9, 2026
Country
United States
$81.8T
81.1%
Sector
Technology
$40.9T
40.9%
Company
Nvidia
$5.42T
5.4%
Crypto
Bitcoin + the rest
$2.29T
tracked apart
Earnings from SEC filingsPrices from NasdaqCrypto from CoinGecko
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